baby, you're much too fast.

bringing tacky class back, one sequin at a time.

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trying my best to stay connected with the world

WHAT I AM LEARNING WHILE JOB SEARCHING

1.  I should marry someone in the military because I would be given bonus points.

2.  My education is the equivalent of a few years experience.

3.  Human Resources was the major to have (though, I don’t think my school even had it…possibly the reason none of these jobs have been filled??).

4.  I should have majored in Chemistry since I was actually good at it and enjoyed it and would be able to get a great job now.

5.  I am probably not smart enough for any of these jobs because I still haven’t grasped the concept of pay grades and what grade I really am.