baby, you're much too fast.

bringing tacky class back, one sequin at a time.

I rarely check this


trying my best to stay connected with the world

it seems to me that ben and jerry

just want my ass to grow and not fit into anything I own.  milk and cookies ice cream, seriously??  it is unknown to me where this sweets addiction of mine came from this past two years, but I am trying to cut back on all those sugary snacks AND MILK AND COOKIES ICE CREAM IS GOING TO MAKE THAT NEAR IMPOSSIBLE NOW.  ugh.