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May 27
This morning, I channelled Betty Draper in that episode where she goes outside in her nightgown with a gun and cigarette and shoots at their neighbor’s pigeons.  Except I didn’t have a cigarette and I wasn’t after pigeons, I was after the woodpecker that decides to hammer my house every morning at 5.  I didn’t get it, but I hope I scared it away forever.  It is around a foot big.  That is a big fucking bird…making a big fucking hole right above my window.  Endangered be damned.  The DNR couldn’t even be bothered to care about it.

This morning, I channelled Betty Draper in that episode where she goes outside in her nightgown with a gun and cigarette and shoots at their neighbor’s pigeons.  Except I didn’t have a cigarette and I wasn’t after pigeons, I was after the woodpecker that decides to hammer my house every morning at 5.  I didn’t get it, but I hope I scared it away forever.  It is around a foot big.  That is a big fucking bird…making a big fucking hole right above my window.  Endangered be damned.  The DNR couldn’t even be bothered to care about it.